Belated Christmas Gifts

I've never been one to give out gifts to people other than my family and girlfriend, but what the hell? It's the season of giving and here are a few things that you can enjoy (and it didn't cost me a dime):

How the real Christmas occurred (Hint: Tom Cruise may own this version of A Charlie Brown Christmas)
President Bush continues his streak of butchering the English language (A superb ending)
Ridiculous quotes from this past year of 2006
Ninentendo Wii games that you wish you could play