D-Train Stops Here

Couldn't resist the title. The pride and joy of the Florida Marlins gets sauced, strikes out, and gives up a couple runs in the back seat of a police car. Classy. Weirdest part of the story is that ole Willis got married earlier this month. If you're already so bored at home with the wife that you need to go urinate on street corners in the first month of the marriage, then there could be rough storms ahead. By the way, should there be word of a Dontrelle Willis divorce at any point, I lay claims to the headline "Stop This Train, I'm Leaving" right now.

In other baseball/Stain Club news, I think I'll be doing some more in-depth stuff about the Phillies chances against their National League competition in the coming weeks. Some people do care about baseball even at Christmas time. There might only be five of us, but it's enough.