First Annual 2006 Stain Awards

Okay, it's maybe a little late for a 2006 tribute, but fuck it, no one has ever done Stain awards before. In order to hit the BPAS on an entire year we're going to need some help from our loyal Stain Club readers. These are the First Annual Stain Awards after all so we haven't come up with a full list of categories or even events that we'll make up categories for in order to properly honor their stain. Depending on how strong we feel... there may even be hilarious predictions regarding 2007 stains. I'm going to toss out some examples so everyone can get a feel for how huge we're going with this:

Most Glorious Moment of 2006
Stainiest Moment of 2006
The Towering Monument to the Glory of Stain Award (for the stainiest person of 2006)
Biggest Use of the BPAS (Think St. Louis Cardinals World Series victory, Ryan Howard winning the MVP)
Biggest Failure of the BPAS (Think Detroit Tigers World Series flop, Isaiah Thomas' life)
Most Dominant 3 Man (Personally, I like Tony Hunt here, then again I own his jersey, Jack Bauer would also be acceptable)
The Plumpy Award (George W. Bush, the guy Cheney shot, John Kerry, Ben Roethlisberger, lots of choices here)

We'll also do awards for music, sports, video games, tv, and anything you think of. So hit the comments link and throw out some ideas. Extra points for using official Stain Club vocab.