We need to do something

How many Main Streets do we need in this country? Or Broad Streets? Can’t we start naming our streets something interesting? Wouldn’t you like to tell people, “Yeah, I live on Fantastically Awesome Way.” Or how about Jack Bauer Boulevard? I’d like to be put in touch with the people who name our fine streets, and plead my case to them. What I’m really trying to say is, I would like to live on Fantastically Awesome Way. I’ll talk about the Phillies tomorrow, I promise.