Quick Stains: July 10th

Well, Howard didn't have a lot in the HR derby, which I failed to watch, as I have just moved in to a new place and our HD channels only deliver a digital signal, and we currently have an analog box. No ESPN can be tough. Moving is also tough. It basically makes you never want to have to move again. It's the little things that really stain you out. Also, you basically have to spend an entire day thrusting on the BPAS, and that can really sap a man's strength.

Also, I want everyone to know that YOU (yes, you) can write for Stain Club. Yes, I know you're all chomping at the bit. All you have to do is add your comment to a post, and your witty thoughts and half-cocked theories about anything will be laid bare for our reader. You know you want to, so go ahead.

Also, after the All-Star game, baseball's main focus will be the trade deadline. Rumors will be flying. Are the Phillies buyers or sellers? Is the fact that our record is better right now than it was at the last All Star break something to feel good about? Who's coming back from the DL? All sorts of fun is to be had in the coming weeks.

So, write some comments, and maybe someday someone will pay you as much to live as they pay me for the same thing (which, by the way, is nothing).