Monday, August 20, 2007

To the Lighthouse

What do you do when you’re the front man of a heavy metal band and you want a bite to eat? You say fuck that and you go hang out around a lighthouse with your band mates and play your instruments which are not plugged in. That’s how you go huge all over hunger.

By the way, someone’s been listening to my ramblings, as today I received the Chinese fortune cookie fortune “You will receive a large sum of money from an unlikely source.” See, that’s a fortune. And, I think it means that somebody is getting ready to start paying us to live. Don’t be shy. Someone’s gotta be the first. There’s worse ways to spend money.