Work? I thought you said Monday Night Football

Usually I don't post from work. I would prefer the Stain Club not be listed as one of the reasons that I am eventually fired (Slacking off, taking too long to eat lunch, browsing the internet all day, these are all acceptable and accurate). However, today I'm thinking about one thing and one thing only. The Bengals on MNF. It's huge. It's bigger than huge. We're going to stain Peyton up so hard he's going to pull an Eli and cry to daddy. I'm so pumped about actually getting to see Chad Johnson touchdown dances live instead of on ESPN's highlight reel. All those commercials about the theme song getting stuck in your head. Absolutely true. A big win tonight will make a week of enduring a near-constant stream of stupid Peyton Manning commercials so worth it.

WHO-DEY?!?