Sign of the Apocalypse: Sex for Tickets

A young couple in grad school has agreed to let a complete stranger not only watch them have sex, but call the shots during coitus. In exchange for this act which puts all porn videos to shame, the couple insists the price be two playoff tickets to this Sundays Eagles game against the Giants. So one has to consider, if the Eagles continue to advance in the playoffs, will this couple continue to push their sexual prowess to the extreme by doing a three-way in front of an audience? Or if this trend catches on and the Eagles make it to the Super Bowl, will there be a sexual, yet perverted, renaissance a la the late 1960s that would have Eagles couples all over the Eastern part of the state havinng sex in front of people for 50-yard seats?

Our shame knows no bounds.